[group singing slowly] I never meant to… Give you mushrooms girl I never meant to… Bring you to my world And now you’re lying The corner cry-y-y-iiiiing (wooh! yeah!)
Ken Kaniff (Skit) | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
[Ken Kaniff] Call this motherfucker [dial tone] Ohh fuck yeah Give ‘im a piece of my mind…. A piece of my ass[Operator] Thanks for waiting This is [sound dipped] May I help you?[Ken Kaniff] Oh thank you I need to make a collect call[Operator] What number? [Ken Kaniff] Ohhh The number’s [sound dipped] 62 [sound […]
Just Don’t Give A Fuck | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
[Intro: Frogg] Whoa! A get your hands in the air, and get to clapping ’em And like, back and forth because ah This is what you thought it wasn’t It beez the brothers representin’ the Dirty Dozen I be the F-R-O the double G [coughing in background] And check out the man he goes by […]
I’m Shady | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
[Eminem] Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?) Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!) Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, “Fuck the world!” (I’m Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while […]
Guilty Conscience | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
[sound of static][announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. (“I can’t take this no more, I can’t take it no more homes”) But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes […]
If I Had | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
Life.. by Marshall Mathers What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down And everytime you think you gotten past it it’s gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends […]
Get You Mad | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
Yo.. yo! [Eminem hachs up spit] Mic check…(My dick!) Testing…one, two [Eminem hach up spit on mic] Ffff-fuck…(My dick!) my nuts..My attitude is worse than N.W.A.’s was I’ll battle you over stupid shit and diss people Who ain’t have shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) You see me standin outside […]
Com On Everybody | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
[Girl] Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit [Em] Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um… twelve (whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz) [Em] This is my dance song (Outsidaz) Can you hear me? (Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee) [Em] Aight, ay turn my headphones up (bust it bust it)[Eminem] My favoite color is red, like the blood shed from […]
Brain Damage | Slim Shady LP | Eminem
[Doctor] Scalpel [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait.. he’s convulsing, he’s convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We’re gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God! [Doctor] We’re gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my God![Eminem] These are the results of a thousand electric volts A neck with bolts, “Nurse we’re […]
Low, Down, Dirty | Slim Shady EP | Eminem
Warning, this shit’s gon be rated R, restricted You see this bullet hole in my neck? It’s self inflicted Doctor slapped my momma, “Bitch you got a sick kid” Arrested, molested myself and got convicted Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis I’m Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, […]